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Paynus Maiassus
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Posted - 2014.07.18 02:46:00 -
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OK, first of all, didn't the Mitanni get banned from Eve for joyously bragging about griefing someone into committing suicide?
The guy is a moron with half the IQ of Gevlon. Gevlon's idea about creating an in-game version of EN24 that would introduce newbies to Eve culture is far superior to Mittens' stupid noob zone idea.
If you will share a corp with that yard sociopath Mittens you need help. Nobody should listen to anything he says. |
Paynus Maiassus
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Posted - 2014.07.18 03:17:00 -
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OK then Arkady, THIS is what happened. The guy is a scumbag and never should have been let back into Eve.
His coalition has nothing to do with his leadership. You get big enough and then a certain number of people want to join you because you have the upper hand, and you cancerously grow no matter what kind of organization you run. People want to be on the winning team. That's why GSF is here. More people want to be the big kid than be the underdog. That's it. Mittens' drooling foolery has nothing to do with it.
Why would it be better? Because noob players have to eventually become non noob players at some point. Creating a theme park where they are playing something other than Eve in preparation for one day really playing Eve is moronic. The primary problem is that most players get into the game and then have problems forming relationships and finding good corps because any random sampling of out of the blue player interactions are going to involved being treated like the enemy or prey, being scammed (like Mittens loves to do), etc. They might not even be able to resist a wonderful jump freighter service for new recruits. Creating a place where this can't happen where people can play until the day comes when they enter real culture where it can serves no purpose. You'll create some players that want to stay in the theme park forever. Others will get bored with the theme park and then enter real Eve at which point they'll suffer the same fate that noobs do now. Nothing accomplished. Better to do a better job of showing the noobs all the greatness of Eve culture like Gevlon says. Do a better job of selling the game as it is. Don't create a non-Eve mini game.
Simple enough for you, Goon?
You guys have forfeited your right to even talk about civilized gameplay. Shut up and go back to station camping with your Archons. |
Paynus Maiassus
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Posted - 2014.07.18 03:45:00 -
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Gallowmere Rorschach wrote:Paynus Maiassus wrote:~words~ Dat ad hominem... dat hyperbole... you mad as hell boy.
I'm the result of GSF's play style. Their mission statement is to harvest my tears. I'll give them my spit in the face instead.
If they want noobs to stay in the game they should help by firing their leader and disbanding their alliance. |
Paynus Maiassus
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Posted - 2014.07.18 03:56:00 -
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Arkady Romanov wrote:Paynus Maiassus wrote:I'm the result of GSF's play style. I am legitimately curious as to what you mean by this. It seems you have encountered goons in game before. Would you mind sharing, so as to broaden my understanding of your POV?
So you can giggle? No, I don't think so.
If you probe deeply into your unconscious you'll find that you actually know how much of a piece of crap you are. No need for me to tell you. You know your history. You know the things you do. You know how you play. |
Paynus Maiassus
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Posted - 2014.07.18 04:27:00 -
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Arkady Romanov wrote:Paynus Maiassus wrote:So you can giggle? No, I don't think so. Had a quick scan of internal records to confirm my suspicions. Your name is still on our database. I'm sorry you didn't meet the application criteria. I'd be more than happy to review your application. It has been more than 8 months now. Everybody deserves a second chance.
Goon, you have no feelings. You have a scam in your bio in your profile. Goons don't recruit in game outside of select sponsorship.
I have never applied to goons. An alt did (with a different account and API, so I know you're full of it with the database crap), but did not join. Instead I joined a CFC ally. And being true and honorable to your allies you tried to poach me from them because you're short on cap pilots. Oh and more of Mittens' Genius, we now need to get rid of supercaps because they ruin the game? No, Mittens wants CCP to get rid of supers because N3PL has more supers than you.
You claim you win and thrive in all circumstances, but really you only win and thrive in circumstances where huge numbers of "I wanna be win" recruits can win. Can't win with supers? Claim supers are Eve's evil.
I've known Goons and heard them talk of ways to rip off junior alliance members. It's a culture of 10,000 people ripping off each other and every one they come across. Goonswarm recruitment team? Jesus Christ come on.
Face it, you guys are why players quit. I'm one of the ones that didn't. I decided to grow into the fruit you planted. You now have an enemy because of the way you play. Please don't act surprised.
But yes, I don't want to continue leading the thread off topic. In my earlier post I clearly and effectively explained why Mittens' theme park is a stupid idea. Along the way I anecdotally added that Goons talking about civilized play is just a joke. Didn't mean for that to be so damned entertaining that it hijacked the thread.
So in sum, The Goon solution to player retention is, wait for it, wait for it, a bad idea. Enough said. |
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